As much as we malign the Hilton sisters for being sham celebrities, they did make the front page of The Age today, with a full page colour photo from their appearance at the races... the races being, like, their business for being here. First funny thing: they requested an audience with the PM's sons. Second funny thing: they chose not to stay at the Hilton because, as Nikki suggested "staying at the Hilton is just too obvious". Instead they stayed at the Park Hyatt because "it's all about room service". I think I'm actually starting to like the Hilton sisters...

Also, thankyou to Amy for recommending Peaches to me. I just bought Fatherfucker (he he he) and I think she seems like a lovely girl.