Final of The Simple Life the other night. It says a lot that I sort of forgot the show existed after a few episodes. This does not bode well for Paris' recording career, although she does sort of defy the 15 minutes rule. A few funny moments. Funny/scary was when Nicole Richie, absolutely trashed, decided to through a bottle of bleach onto a pool table at the local pub (or American equivalent). It wasn't so much her CRAZED actions that were funny, but the way they edited it... they showed it in black and white, slow-mo with an echo effect so her scream sounded like the howl of a wild beast. Not subtle. Kind of upsetting was when everyone at the bar started chanting at Paris "Go Home Rich Bitch... Go Home Rich Bitch...". I mean, she objectively is kinda like that (although I still love her), but still hard to see her pained "they don't love me" reaction. Although she did seem to get over it pretty quick, and she kinda deserved it for the number of times she's insulted hick towns.