Saturday, April 24, 2004

This is probably too horrifying for you all to consider [probably? Lady, it is horrifying!] but it is of quite some concern to me. I really think that I did serious damage to my breasts by spending last week bumming around bra-less at my house while avoiding essays during uni break. It's like, quite shocking, the level of degradation. JESUS! I'm 22! When do I get my 'boobs of youth' to reminisce about fondly? This is NOT NORMAL! I really can't be 22 and have boobs like this! I didn't have boobs this bad last week! How can one bra-less week wreak such irreversible havoc? Sorry [especially dad, who sometimes reads this blog], but I'm quite aghast.

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