Oh man! Am cacking my daks here. Tonight's episode of Queer Eye is proudly brought to us by the new KY Warming Liquid! I'm sorry. I'm pissing myself. Also, it's the pilot tonight, and there are all these different dudes. Only Carson and Ted remain in the actual series. I thought I wouldn't be able to handle a Thom-free Queer Eye, but I like these other guys, especially the culture guy, who says things like "You know what your music collection tells me?...You're a WASP" or "Could you please explain to me why you like Billy Joel? I mean, Billy Joel is the iceberg lettuce of rock music." I like that guy. But I like Jai too. Anyway, this show always worked.