Here's a transcript of the Kerry-Bush debate. I haven't really read it yet, except for the bit where Kerry said "our hearts go out to" the people of Florida, while Bush said "our prayers are with" them. Anyway, I figured I'd put the transcript here now so that I can read it all later.

Things don't look good, however. Guy has somehow been watching the actual thing on TV and keeps SMS-ing tragic updates like "Kerry's kinda tanking in this debate. He's not making bush look stupid" and "Aaaggh! Bush is a FUCKER... He just lies, and then smirks." Oh shit. I'm really quite concerned, because Guy never uses swear words, which makes his use of capital letters in this instance even more significant.