Kerry is doomed! Especially now after his fake tan disaster, and new lobster-like hue which will be shown off at the first presidential debate. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? This will totally provide fodder for all those who see Kerry as "aloof", and Bush as "real, one of us". Because, seriously, middle-aged men should not get fake tans. Maybe his advisors were going for some kind of Kennedy thing, maybe trying to make Bush look pale and distrustful by comparison. It's all over people!