Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

Er, what are you trying to say here? That koalas in footy shorts aren't the best option, aren't really all that capable even, for the job of rescuing insipid child actors? HOW DARE YOU! We wouldn't put them in charge of rescue if they weren't up to it! WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS IMPUTATION!

Yes, ballerinas and motorcross riders do share a sexual tension as deep as the gender divide. Yes.

Bloody hell, the teams are entering already? Well, that's it. I'm done.

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