Uselessly Out of Context.

Flicking around the TV channels last night, there were two moments of absolute comedy gold that had us splitting our britches with the hilarity of it all. However, trying to explain them in context is just too boring. Note: they are only hilarious in context. But trust me, these lines could not have been more funny:

1. "You could use glue... You could cut some off one of your mates."

2. "Eva was on a roll."

I am cracking up right now, just looking at them.


So, Marissa Nadler tonight at the Northcote Social Club.