The "War on Fish"

Today, David Hicks has spent five years in Guantanamo Bay. Apparently, only the naïve and stupid should have a problem with this, especially when we consider his role as a Tsunami-Producing Fish:

“It doesn't take just a big fish to produce a tsunami. You get enough little fish together, your David Hickses, you can have catastrophic consequences.”

FINALLY we're being told the truth. FISH CAUSE TSUNAMI. Oh boy, DO THEY EVER. And don’t let any filthy liars tell you different. JUST DO THE MATH.

==

And you know how we catch fish, yeah?

WE GO ON A FISHING EXPEDITION. WE CAST A WIDE NET.