Back from Sydney (heat wave, so very sweaty) and I can't believe I missed the Grammys. What I did catch, however, was The Simple Life - could I have asked for anything more? I know it might be totally staged blah blah blah, and maybe Paris Hilton secretly is this comedic genius with massive IQ, but I don't care. It's just so funny! Most classic moments included 1. Paris checking herself out in the wardrobe mirror while doing runway moves and pouting 2. When they had to blur out Paris's arse cleavage 3. When the little kid plays with/tortures Tinkerbell 4. The surprising fact that Paris knew what Pasteurisation was, adding weight to my theory that she's a super intelligent comedic genius.