Er, you know how I said that 'everyone' is reacting in a fucking lame fashion to the whole Delta-Poo-Paris thing? Well, I meant, of course, everyone except for me and Guy. You see, yesterday, it seems we reacted by unwittingly co-writing our very first, and highly brilliant, post-comment spanning poem:

"Ohmygod. Um, like, whoah
Paris Hilton and the Poo?
Wow, that's so
Out of the Blue."

DUDE, WE ARE AWESOME!!