I finally saw the infamous Jessica Simpson "Is this Chicken?" moment, when while eating some "Chicken of the Sea tuna" she pondered "Is this chicken what I'm eating? It says chicken but it tastes like tuna". Hilarious. I was CACKLING. The best bit was how her ex-98 degrees hubby just looked away in disgust eg "I can't believe she just said that... uhh". I cannot wait for Newlyweds. Also, and surprisingly, The Resort rocks. In the first ep they had one of the best reality show verbal punch-ups I've ever seen, with each party accusing the other of being a stripper and looking like a tramp. That's pretty impressive antipathy for only a few days work. Congrats to Tab for getting all the guys to squeeze her fake "titties". Classy.