Wow. Thanks to a google search in our blog stats, I’ve discovered that I have a new nickname. Wanna hear it? It’s lovely. You can add some fat slag from Alphington to the many other variants of my name. And I'm a bit pissed off, irritated, and doing the standard "Whatever, creeps" thing again. Because I’m not just some fat slag from Alphington. I’m the fat slag from Alphington. Seriously, ain't no slag fatter than me in this burb.