What a find!!! On my visit to Sydney, on the night of Mardi Gras, but for my brother's Mardi Gras spoiling heterosexual engagement party, I found THIS little gem in the paper. Melissa Tkautz (E Street, Read My Lips, "hands off my detonator" etc) advertising Premature Ejaculation! Well, actually, advertising a product to solve the said sexual malfunction. Just in case you can't read the text, she is quoted as saying "If it's over before it begins... Call AMI (Advanced Medical Institute) now". Could this be the lowest in celebrity endorsements? Amazing! I dare Fop to devote a month to Melissa!