Hurrah! Finally! I've been waiting months and months for this moment. I was beginning to think it would never happen, and now it has. At last! My community service activities have paid off. Someone has searched for "definition of felching" and ended up here. And they won't have been ripped off! Score! Oh, it's so much nicer to review the searchterms safe in the knowledge that people have found what they're looking for. Awesome.